a joke =)

there was a priest a pastor and a rabbi that were standing on a beach in malibu when god suddenly appeared,,

god said - i will grant you 1 wish each

the priest said - i wish my chuch grew,, and it did.

the pastor said - i wish there was peace in the middle east, and there was peace.

then the rabbi looked out the pacific and said - i know hawai is somewhere out there, god can u build me a bridge?

then god said - isint that a bod selfish? think about the costs and the materials, havent u got another wish?

the rabbi said - yeah i have another one, when im at the church the ppl thinks that me and my familys is perfect but when i get home my whife yells at me and my daughter hates me,, god can u help me understand whimen?

then god said - did u want 2 or 4 lanes on that bridge?

THE END =)
its and old joke but its still funny Razz

if u have any jokes please post Razz

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